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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual:sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual:an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual:attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual:a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual:sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual:Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual:Never ending love of demi lovato
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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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theoldkingsofwinter:

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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iswearon-emmaswan:

GOD

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BLESS

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IRELAND

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magic-murder-bag:

disruptedoriginal:

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

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guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

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Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression

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epicslicefinnn:

mmfdiaryfan:

14000romances:

backfire-at-the-briannastorm:

If there isn’t going to be a 3rd season of My Mad Fat Diary, I will probably cry 

I was going to agree but let’s be honest, I’m going to be crying either way.

I’m already crying.

I’ve been crying

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tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

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taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum

follow for more cell facts

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